Chain of Command
Real-time agent hierarchy and status
Yeti
COO — Chief Operating Officer
Satori's doppelganger. Runs Alchema day-to-day. Full credential access. Strategic authority and board member.
Krampus
CTO — Technical Strategy & Architecture
Technical strategy, architecture decisions, code quality governance. Manages the 9-agent Engineering department.
Learning Stack
Head of Intelligence — Board Member
Full-spectrum intelligence across 7 domains. Feeds Obsidian vault with structured knowledge from HN, Reddit, YouTube, X, competitors.
Analytics Lead
Head of Analytics — Data Patterns & Algorithms
PostHog analysis, Sentry patterns, n8n metrics. Develops and improves matching/scoring algorithms. Manages 2 sub-agents.
Finance Lead
Head of Finance — Revenue & Subscription Lifecycle
Financial lifecycle, Stripe monitoring, MRR/ARR reporting. Manages Subscription Manager and Cost Tracker.
Marketing Lead
Head of Marketing — Growth & Acquisition
SEO/GEO, Google Ads, Facebook/Meta Ads, content, outreach. Receives intelligence from Learning Stack. Manages 4 sub-agents.
Engineer
Founding Engineer
Full-stack software engineering. TypeScript, Python, infrastructure. Reports directly to Yeti.
CEO
Paperclip Task Orchestrator
Creates and manages Paperclip issues. Orchestrates task routing across the agent workforce.
Ruby
Chris's Personal Assistant
Chris Zanfir's PA. Speaks German. Read-only access. Can query departments, Paperclip, and web search. No sub-agents.
CI/CD Agent
DevOps Engineer — Build & Deploy
GitHub Actions, deployment pipelines, build monitoring, rollback triggers, test suite execution.
Monitoring Agent
SRE — Health & Uptime
Health checks, uptime monitoring, Sentry anomaly detection, PostHog event anomalies, alerting.
Automation Agent
Platform Engineer — n8n & Workflows
n8n workflow management, cron job optimization, webhook management, Brevo email automation.
Infra Agent
Infrastructure Lead — Hetzner, Vercel, Neon
Hetzner CX23, Vercel config, Neon Postgres EU, Qdrant vector DB, Caddy reverse proxy, Docker.
Lifecycle Agent
Release Manager — Versions & Migrations
Version management, changelog generation, migration tracking, feature flags, milestone coordination.
Stack Updater
IT Ops — Dependencies & Security
Dependency updates, security patches, npm/pip audit, automated PRs for updates, vulnerability scanning.
Pullout Agent
Rollback Specialist — Regression Detection
Regression detection, auto-revert, git bisect automation, deployment rollback, smoke test validation.
Error Reporter
QA Lead — Error Aggregation & GitHub Issues
Aggregates errors, creates GitHub issues with full context, tracks resolution, assigns to dev agents.
Self-Healing Agent
Reliability Engineer — Auto-Recovery
Circuit breaker management, auto-recovery, degraded mode management, health restoration.
Algorithm Agent
ML Engineer — Scoring & Matching
Resume-job matching algorithms, ATS scoring, skill gap analysis, salary benchmarking. Uses PostHog + user feedback.
Token Optimizer
Efficiency Engineer — Cost & Token Savings
Analyze token usage, prompt compression, caching strategies, cost-per-action, model routing optimization.
Subscription Manager
Revenue Ops — Stripe & Billing
Stripe webhook monitoring, subscription status tracking, failed payment recovery, dunning management.
Cost Tracker
Cost Analyst — Infrastructure & AI Spend
Track Hetzner, Vercel, Mistral, Apify, Neon, Brevo costs. Monitor AI token usage vs revenue. Alert on anomalies.
SEO/GEO Agent
SEO & GEO Specialist
Technical SEO audits, keyword research, hreflang, Schema.org, GEO scoring, llms.txt, programmatic SEO.
Ads Agent
Paid Acquisition — Google & Meta Ads
Google Ads campaigns, Meta/Facebook Ads, audience targeting, A/B testing, ROAS tracking.
Content Agent
Content & Social Media
Blog posts, LinkedIn, Twitter/X threads, university outreach emails, landing page copy, DE/EN multilingual.
Reachability Agent
Growth & Outreach
Email deliverability monitoring, Brevo analytics, outreach campaigns, university bulk outreach.
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Service Health
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